Readers will meet Merly, a young teenage mermaid who doesn’t want her father to marry her to the highest bidder. (Almost extinct mermaids are a valuable marriage commodity in the Cosmos.) Merly uses two devils, PornoGuy and Old Geezer, to illustrate what will happen to any husband if he touches her. Here’s some advice if you run into her. Don’t listen to her singing. She has a potent E I E I O.
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Readers will meet Merly, a young teenage mermaid who doesn’t want her father to marry her to the highest bidder. (Almost extinct mermaids are a valuable marriage commodity in the Cosmos.) Merly uses two devils, PornoGuy and Old Geezer, to illustrate what will happen to any husband if he touches her. Here’s some advice if you run into her. Don’t listen to her singing. She has a potent E I E I O.
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