The Archbeaver of Canterbury: the Absolute Bawdiest Collection of Tales You Will Ever Read This Month

Put the kids to bed and buckle up – it’s about to get BAWDY😜❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😜A young woman who has everything going for her, except for datesShe’s got a good job, great parents, great friends and an Ivy League education.But holy wow is her dating life in a rut.She’s going on dates, that’s for sure. But she hit rock bottom a while ago, and each new man finds a way to dig the floor a little deeper. She’s gone out with—Men who refer to themselves in the third person (and one who speaks in the second), a blind date who coyly sends a misspelled text to meat me at the raccoon shack (wherever that is), and rideshare drivers who are only going out with her so they can use her restroom.She’s in a rut.But someone (or somebeaver) is calling for her from far away, and she’ll find that her destiny is bigger than she could ever have imagined.A collection of characters, led by a telepathic rodent who also happens to be a shadow leader of a major organized religionShe’ll soon find that there’s more to this life than bad dates, that’s for sure.She and her new friends will have a contest that acts as a sequel to Chaucer’s tales, and it will get bawdy.No one gets hurt, and no one is even that mean (save for a guy she goes out with early in the tale named Evan, who calls himself the Evanrude), but each tale goes there in its own way, and then goes—Beyond.So grab a seat at this table—there are some tales to be told, and there’s a platter full of loaded Nachos just for you 😊.Don’t touch the plate full of twigs though—that’s for the Archbeaver 😉.😜❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😜Genre(s): Experimental Humor, weird stories, satire, dirty jokes, sex, sex comedy, bathroom humor, bizarre fiction, extreme jokes, anthology, anthologies, a frame tale, zany tales, romantic comedies, animal talesFor fans of: The Canterbury Tales, The Pisces, Roxane Gay, Samantha Irby, Melissa Broder, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis