Office Bimbos: Official Business

Sophia expected a traditional seminar. PowerPoints. Networking. Maybe a lukewarm coffee break. Instead, her pantsuit hits the shredder the moment she arrives at the luxury lodge—and her real executive training begins.Enter Kylie, the effortlessly dominant HR coordinator, and Mr. Hunter, the CEO with a taste for hands-on leadership. Their curriculum? A glass-walled, high-stakes playground where “performance reviews” involve glory holes, Sybian-powered board meetings, and escape rooms where Sophia is the puzzle.From flogging icebreakers to her role as a human lazy Susan at the networking dinner, Sophia quickly learns the first rule of this bootcamp: resilience isn’t just mental—it’s physical, vocal, and very, very wet.