Bitten & Bleached Answers to No One Book

Simon doesn’t bite humans. He doesn’t bare fangs. He barely talks about the night he was turned—just keeps his head down at Strange Hours Studios, scrubbing stains no one else can see and sorting supernatural tips from internet nonsense.But when haunted furniture, cryptic emails, and overly curious fans start hitting too close to home, Simon’s tidy world begins to unravel. Then his boss, Jazz, gets bitten by a werewolf on a field assignment, and the chaos multiplies—especially when Simon’s centuries-old maker, Thaddeus, strolls into the studio uninvited.Thaddeus is charming, aggravating, and perfectly comfortable turning Simon’s stress levels into a spectator sport. Pen—their quick-witted coworker—finds his antics funny; Simon, decidedly, does not. What starts as teasing soon exposes deeper secrets about favors owed, debts unpaid, and what it truly costs to stay clean in a world full of monsters.Bitten & Bleached is a darkly funny, emotionally layered supernatural story about unlikely friendship, reluctant transformation, and finding the strength to face what you’d rather scrub away.