You’re a F***ing Skeleton, Jimmy!: Totally Random Stories About Apocalypses – Book One

When the world is already over, all that’s left is a robot, a skeleton, and far too much bullshit to deal with.Humanity and AI wiped each other out in a spectacular contest of who could explode harder, leaving behind a wasteland of rubble, rust, and eldritch customer service hotlines. The Obvious Cult, led by Marc Obvious, a man whose idea of leadership involves monologues, questionable fashion choices and the occasional mass sacrifice, marches its undead techno-army against the digital tyranny of Lord Chad, an AI whose anger issues are matched only by his vocabulary.Hovering over it all is Nyarla, reality-shattering and casually flirtatious, whose idea of foreplay may or may not involve annihilating entire timelines.In the middle of the mess are Johnny, a foul-mouthed kill-bot who hates everyone (especially himself), and Jimmy, an irrepressibly cheerful skeleton who refuses to stay dead and insists on building gardens in deserts. Together they will try to save what’s left of existence, stop the multiverse from unraveling, and maybe, just maybe, learn what friendship means when one of you doesn’t have skin.Absurdly violent, grotesquely hilarious and full of heart in all the wrong places, You’re a F***ing Skeleton, Jimmy! is a post-apocalyptic fever dream you won’t want to wake up from.