Super Funny Kids Book About Poo and Farts: Learn, Laugh, and Have the Best Giggle Ever

The Super Funny Kids Book About Poo and Farts by Benny Bloop Get ready for the most hilarious bathroom adventure ever written!Why do astronauts stir their poop with a stick? Which countries have musical toilets? And what’s the secret bathroom emergency dance that every kid knows?Join the funniest journey through the weird and wonderful world of poop and farts! From space toilets and ancient Egyptian stone thrones to the Great Toilet Paper Debate and legendary Fart Olympics, this book proves that bathroom humor is truly universal!🚽 What’s Inside This Giggle-Fest: Space Poop Adventures – Discover how astronauts really go to the bathroom in zero gravityPooping Around the World – From Japan’s musical toilets to France’s squat-holesThe Fart Olympics – Complete with historical farting contests from Ancient RomeThe Food Rollercoaster – Follow your sandwich’s hilarious journey through your bodyToilet Heroes – Meet ninja, astronaut, and dragon characters in bathroom adventuresThe Three Types of Poopers – Which one are you? The Lightning Striker, Library Visitor, or Grunter?🎯 Perfect For: Kids ages 6–9 who love gross-out humor and can’t stop gigglingReluctant readers who need something REALLY funny to get them excited about booksParents who want their kids to feel comfortable talking about natural body functionsAnyone who believes that learning about digestion should involve lots of laughter✨ Why Kids (and Parents) Love This Book: Turns “eww” moments into educational fun without being preachyIncludes real facts about digestion mixed with absolutely ridiculous jokesFeatures colorful illustrations that bring the bathroom humor to lifeCelebrates that EVERYBODY poops – even ninjas, queens, and dragons!Warning: This book contains excessive giggling, uncontrollable laughter, and may cause children to share fascinating toilet trivia at the dinner table!Because science doesn’t have to stink — but it sure can be funny! 💩😂