The Fanged Janitor: an Office Drone’s Apocalyptic Litrpg

THE FANGED JANITORThe world ended not with a bang, but with a pop-up ad for your life.David Reynolds was a nobody. His biggest daily threat was the notoriously temperamental office printer. Then, a cold, indifferent system notification announced that New York—and Earth—had been integrated into a brutal, cosmic entertainment quota.The human race is now livestock. Survival is a gladiator show for the sick amusement of the galaxy’s ruling elite, the Elven Hegemony.David is labeled Variable #11,308,992, a ‘Low Utility Index’ non-factor ripe for ‘Recycling.’But the Hegemony made one mistake: they left him with his rage and a heavy-duty monkey wrench pilfered from a janitor’s closet.He has no destiny. He has no class. He has a list of grievances and a growing kill count.• Welcome to the Nexus Broadcast: Level up or dissolve into acidic Corpse-Slime goo. Gain skills like [Quick Fix] and [Efficient Grasp] from your years of soul-crushing corporate servitude.• The Unconventional Anti-Hero: David must use his wits, his Zippo lighter, and his unexpected brutality to turn every grim corridor of his ruined city into a lethal, rigged dungeon.• A New Name, A New Monster: The alien viewers have given him a title—a nickname for the office drone who refuses to die: The Fanged Janitor.Now, the janitor is embracing the role of the monster, and his sights are set not just on survival, but on retribution against Commander Valeris and the entire sadistic System. He’s here to clean up the bloodiest mess in galactic history.The show has begun. And the star is the man who just learned how to fight fire with a monkey wrench.