Moist Kitties: an April Fool’s Erotica Cringe Collection Book

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Intentionally cringy April Fool’s erotica parody: absurd, taboo-flavored, deliberately over-the-top and horrific. For readers who enjoy shock-value, darkly comedic adult erotica. Reader discretion strongly advised.

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Hi, I am Tiffany, and I am a cumdumpster… Not really, but I want to be. I cream myself every night thinking about stepdaddy and his magical lovesicle. He pretends that he doesn’t hear me whining his name, but I know. I know that every time he spurts his seed, it’s me that he is thinking of. Eventually, I decide that enough is enough. I am joining him in the shower and showing him just how much his pookie loves him. He won’t be able to resist me when I’m begging.

This is an intentionally cringy April Fool’s erotica. It may not have trauma, but reader’s discretion is HIGHLY advised. This is horrific.