A chaotic, fast-paced LitRPG featuring a true murderhobo protagonist, broken systems, and zero regard for consequences.
Isabelle was not the chosen one.
She was the problem.
She got yeeted into the LitRPG world of Beaubinte.
A stat-ridden fantasy hellpit where caves whisper loot me, the logs scream errors, and poison arrows count as handshakes.
She was supposed to be a side character.
Her sneak stat won’t stop climbing, her fireballs keep committing war crimes, and the system is either sentient or just high on its own code.
Quests break. Skills mutate. Nothing works the way it should.
The prophecy’s glitched. The Citadel’s on fire. The gods are watching like it’s reality TV.
Isabelle? Underdressed. Overleveled. Emotionally unavailable. Looting everything that isn’t nailed down. This world can die mad about it.
If you like:
• buggy skill trees
• crackhead chosen ones
• divine oversight with a body count
Welcome to Beaubinte.
Bring potions.
Praise for the Author and Stat Slap
“It’s a gem, unique in its genre, and deserves your attention.” – Reader
“…the MC is a total, unrepentant murderhobo and I’m okay with that.” – Reader
“…if you like fast-paced, funny LitRPGs and you’re a big D&D fan, you’ll love this story.” – Reader
