When John Slick sold the “Martian Luxury Experience,” he promised infinity pools, red sand yoga and “breathable” atmosphere. He forgot to mention that the pool is a rusty coolant tank, the sand is industrial grit, and the air is optional extra.
Now it’s up to Tim Gung-Ho, a frantic manager with the soul of a Chinese takeaway owner, to keep the lie alive. If Tim can’t convince his guests that the hull breaches are interactive air flow features, he is out of a job – and out of oxygen.
The guest list:
(Among others)
Damien van den Posh, a “totally awesome” influencer who thinks a vacuum leak is epic content for the ‘Gram.
Sylvia Chillova, a cute bikini model who just wants to have fun and find a tanning ledge in -60 weather.
Sergey Manilov, a Russian “businessman” who is very-very tired of drinking window cleaner and wants to break John Slick’s ‘bony face-z.’
In space, no one can hear you scream. But at The Last Resort everyone can hear you asking for a refund.
