Your cat does not care about your jokes.
Your cat has never cared. Your cat will never care.
And yet — here you are.
365 Jokes You Can Tell Your Cat is a daily joke book for the brave, slightly delusional humans who adore a creature that sleeps eighteen hours a day and has never once laughed at anything. One clean cat pun for every day of the year, sorted into twelve monthly themes, each one delivered to the world’s most unimpressed audience.
Inside this purr-fectly ridiculous book:
365 clean, funny cat jokes, puns, and one-liners — one for every single dayTwelve monthly themes, from January’s doomed resolutions to December’s holiday chaosA Predicted Cat Reaction for every joke, scored on the official Judgment Level scale (1 = Mild Disdain, 10 = Considering Rehoming You)Bonus chapters: how to tell a joke to a cat, the psychology of the unimpressed cat, and room to write your ownHumor clean enough for the whole family and bad enough to make everyone groanIt’s the perfect gift for cat lovers, cat moms, and cat dads — and for anyone who has ever talked to their cat and received a slow blink in return. Slip it into a Christmas stocking, hand it over at a birthday, or leave it on the coffee table for the next time you’d like to feel ignored by someone you love.
There’s even a free reader bonus tucked inside — a few-minutes-a-day way to point your own attention at the lighter side of an ordinary day. Your cat will not be participating.
Your cat won’t laugh. But you will. Every single day.
