Earth Seven: a History Department Misadventure

Welcome to the universe after we finally conquer the urge to blow it all up.. But even a universe at peace is still a dangerous place.. It’s the sort of utopia we all dream about. Well almost, if it contained a probability calculator and teams of well-meaning assistants and assassins.. Physics Professor Antino Klept is missing. His latest experiment may put the Andromeda and Milky Way galaxies on a collision course (currently a 38.2% probability).. Meanwhile a primitive planet in contact quarantine has started using advanced comms technology. Not what we expect from a planet with only a medieval civilization.. Allor found a crashed spaceship years ago. . It has taken him years to understand just a fraction of the technology he recovered. But his persistence has paid off.. He heals the sick with alien technology.He flies across the sky as if by magic.He even has an interstellar drive but believes it is a weapon.And his mother has created a religion to worship him. Oh dear!. Allor is on the cusp of uniting Earth Seven under his rule.But the cost could be high.. How many would you kill to end all war?. Rookie Field Historian Koven Modi is sent to Earth Seven to investigate.. Koven isn’t the best person for the job. He’s the only one left.. Everyone else is looking for Prof. Klept.. Can Koven recover the lost technology?Will Allor stop him and finally end centuries of war?Find out now, before it’s too late.. “If you’ve ever worked at a university in any capacity, then you’ll find this hilarious.”. “If you read Terry Pratchett’s discworld series, you’ll enjoy this.”. “actually I’m not quite sure what I just read. I mean it was good, kind of like Kurt Vonnegut meets The Hitchhikers Guide, but… read it you’ll see.”. Earth Seven is available until your planet self-destructs. (currently a 63.82% probability)