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    Egyptian Myths: You Must Know Before You Die!

    ABOUT THE SERIES The YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE!series is a fascinating and immersive educational collection of publications that delve deep into numerous and far-reaching subjects across the educational spectrum; ranging from GREEK MYTHOLOGY and EVOLUTION to HISTORY and the constructs of our UNIVERSE. You have much to learn before the Grim Reaper comes-a-calling so read on and fill your mind with mountains of insightful knowledge. Knowledge you can use for a brighter tomorrow. ABOUT THE BOOK This is a collection of fascinating facts, insights and stories into the mystical and magical world of Egyptian Mythology. From The Eye of Ra to Mummification; you will no doubt find something juicy to sink your teeth into. Just be careful where you tread, the whole place is surrounded by booby traps set to go off should you stray from the pages of this book. Your only hope for salvation is waiting for you at the end but no short cuts may be taken lest you be cursed for all of eternity! Good luck. VIP MYTHOLOGISTS CLUB Join today for a free welcome gift, exclusive offers and giveaways reserved exclusively for my VIP readers: https://storyoriginapp.com/giveaways/07e1cfda-a019-11e8-a942-5345c2f1bf39 SOCIALS INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/david_fuentes_author/ FACEBOOK: https://m.facebook.com/DavidFuentesAuthor THANK YOU! Please let me know your thoughts on this book by leaving a review on Amazon, Audible & Goodreads; I would love to know what you enjoy most and where you would love our stories to go next. Be sure to check out my other books too, just search David Fuentes, for more fascinating tales that you are bound to enjoy time and time again. Thank you for your support and feel free to contact myself via social media should you wish to know more. OTHER GREAT WORKS BY DAVID FUENTES FOLLOW THE MONEY: A TALE OF TALES ‘Follow The Money: A Tale of Tales’ is a collection of immersive Crime Adventure Novellas that follow the lives of different banknotes on their journeys, as they pass from one doomed soul to the next, through London and New York respectively. Both of these banknotes undergo …A TWIST OF FATE in the second instalment of each story that sends them on a completely new journey into the unknown; so fasten your seat belts and brace yourself for the ride of your lives. YOUR JOURNEY AWAITS… REVERB: LIVE, DIE, RAVE, REPEAT ‘Reverb: Live, Die, Rave, Repeat’ tells the epic story of six young and adventurous students who get to relive the first day of their, no holds barred, holiday to the hedonistic party haven of Magaluf over and over and over again. This book is full of twists and turns that will always keep you guessing as to what could possibly befall our Ill-fated adventurers next as they not only find out more about the world around them, as they venture hundreds and hundreds of miles away from the school-yard, but also truly discover more about themselves through their journey of a thousand lifetimes. Expect Sun, Sex and Sangria all mixed in with EDM, even more Sex and Narcotics. You won’t want to miss out on this whirlwind of an adventure that will leave you craving for more and more and more… Read more
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    Side-splittingly Hilarious Jokes: You Must Know Before You Die!

    ABOUT THE SERIES The YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE! series is a fascinating and immersive educational collection of publications that delve deep into numerous and far-reaching subjects across the educational spectrum; ranging from GREEK MYTHOLOGY and EVOLUTION to HISTORY and the constructs of our UNIVERSE. You have much to learn before the Grim Reaper comes-a-calling, so read on to fill your mind with mountains upon mountains of insightful knowledge; all written in a light-hearted and fun to read fashion. Knowledge you can use for a brighter tomorrow! ABOUT THE BOOK We all love a good giggle. If you don’t then this book really isn’t for you! It’s crammed to the rafters with a whole host of side-splitting one-liners that’ll have you rolling on the floor in fits of hysterics; Your friends will think you’ve gone right off your rocker! Feel free to dip in and out of this book at your leisure for your daily dose of hilarity; a treasure trove of comedy gold. So read on comrade and let’s have a jolly good laugh together! Jokes include: Q: What do you call a deaf dog? A: It doesn’t matter; it can’t hear you. Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?A: “Put it on my Bill.” Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party? A: Because everyone thought he was a boar. Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah. Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: He made a website! Q: What do cats eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on?A: A Tyranosaurus-mex. Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. “How do you breathe through something so small?” Q: Why do the French eat snails?A: They don’t like fast food. Q: How do you count cows?A: With a cowculator! Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. Q: Why are frogs always so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them. …and 100’s more!!!! Read more
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