In a legal battle, Heaven’s lawyer (Fluffer-Doodle) defends the mermaids against Hell’s Fylybstr who claims that they are piscine (fish) terrorists. A tribunal composed of a jolly green giant, a black panther, and a pink-faced humanoid investigate further. They rule that Hell has to remove all the plastic from Earth’s oceans. Unfortunately for Hell, Winnie has an idea how they can do that.

Asmodeus’ plan to capture Galahad, Shields and Winnie is two-thirds successful when Winnie finds out what has happened. She knows that her efforts to rescue them might end up with a trip to Planet Corpse, but walks into the trap anyway. Justice investigates Satan and Burger King but can’t prove anything. They go unpunished. Spoiler alert: No cat-hogs were harmed in the publication of this novel.

In this book, a brown-supremacist, power hungry politician uses her drunken army to subdue Nevada and Utah. The Wilizy use ‘free trade’ to defeat her. Readers will also learn about a strip-teasing jail-bait assassin, underage mortals entering and leaving Hell, Molly Moonblossom at work, the word ‘gazendogalapadus,’ Winnie becoming a mother, and Karita’s cockamamie revenge.