30 Ways for a Boy to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: a Hilariously Useful Survival Guide for Kids With Brains Zombies

Is your kid ready for the zombie apocalypse? No? Well, this book fixes that.In 30 Ways for a Boy to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, survival meets sarcasm in the most hilariously illustrated guide your family didn’t know it needed. Packed with laugh-out-loud strategies like “Always stay close to the chubby kid” and “Use canned peaches as weapons,” this book teaches kids how to outwit zombies using only everyday objects, quick thinking, and a questionable sense of humor.Each page features a full-color illustration and a bite-sized tip that turns the end of the world into bedtime comedy.Perfect for:Kids aged 7–12 who love zombies but hate serious booksParents who want to laugh just as hard as their kidsFans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants with a darker twistThis is Book One in a new series of absurdly useful guides for young survivors. Next up: Alien invasions. And yes, it gets even weirder.🧠 Warning: Contains brains. Also contains jokes about brains.