Beautiful & Dirty Family Book

ShaeHere’s my advice for how to survive a vacation to Italy with the college boyfriend you’ve just now realized is terrible:1. Ditch him in Rome.2. Take the train to Naples for pizza.3. Let the attractive older man you’ve just met buy you a drink.4. Flirt a little (or a lot) while ignoring his wedding ring.5. Let him bend you over a table.6. Break up with your boyfriend.–Sal There are a lot of ways to respond to the news that your wife is trying to kill you. I have sex with the young American who stumbles into my restaurant. And then I get revenge.Content warningsassassination attempt (gunshot)maimingtorturediscussion of murder