Dave wakes up in a tavern with a hangover, a vague sense of dread… and a furious dwarf claiming Dave got her pregnant.
Eight and a half months ago.
Unfortunately, Dave remembers absolutely nothing about it.
Now Dave and his friends must figure out what actually happened that night while dealing with the horrifying possibility that Dave might actually have to become a responsible adult
But as the night spirals deeper into drunken chaos, the truth behind Dave’s supposed fatherhood turns out to be even worse—and far more embarrassing—than anyone expected.
In the world of Caverns & Creatures, bad decisions don’t stay buried… especially after eight and a half months.
If you enjoy raunchy fantasy comedy, tabletop RPG humor, and adventurers making spectacularly terrible life choices, this standalone story is for you.
No prior reading required—just a tolerance for excessive vulgarity.
