Declutter Like a Zen Master a Minor a Calm, Practical Guide to Decluttering Your Home, Clearing Your Mind, and Finding Inner Peace … Your Teapot

Declutter Like a Zen Master (After a Minor Meltdown)A Calm, Practical Guide to Decluttering Your Home, Clearing Your Mind, and Finding Inner Peace (Without Giving Up Your Teapot Collection)Let’s face it—most decluttering books are written by people who have never tripped over a rogue LEGO in the middle of the night or stashed unopened mail in the oven five minutes before guests arrived.This book is not for the eucalyptus-scented minimalists with pristine sock drawers.It’s for the rest of us. The beautifully flawed, clutter-fatigued humans just trying to find the scissors (again).Declutter Like a Zen Master delivers a refreshingly honest, no-BS guide to getting your home—and your head—back on track.Tired of feeling like your belongings are judging you? Wondering why that drawer of tangled chargers makes you feel personally attacked? You’re not lazy or broken—you’re just overwhelmed.This book meets you where you are: in the middle of the mess, with a mug you haven’t used since 2009 and a box of “someday” clothes whispering guilt from under the bed.With practical steps, laugh-out-loud insights, and exactly zero pressure to become a minimalist monk, this book is your permission slip to start fresh—one drawer, one shelf, one hilariously life-affirming bin bag at a time.By the end of this book, you’ll:Understand the emotional sneaky sabotage behind clutter (and how to shut it up)Tackle each room with real-life strategies that work for actual humansLearn how to let go of guilt, junk, and that juicer you never usedCreate systems that stick—even if you have kids, pets, or zero spare timeReclaim your space, your sanity, and your SaturdaysYou’ll also laugh. A lot. Because decluttering doesn’t have to be grim.This book is part guide, part pep talk, and part therapy session in yoga pants.If you’ve ever:Closed a cupboard with a prayer it won’t explodeFelt personally victimised by your laundry pileThought “I’ll deal with this later” and meant it with your whole heart…then this book is for you.Declutter Like a Zen Master is your warm, witty companion in the battle against chaos.No shame. No spreadsheets. Just real talk, real solutions, and a calmer home you’ll actually want to be in.Start today—because inner peace won’t come from another junk drawer full of expired batteries.