“This is one wild magic romp.” -Piers Anthony, author of the bestselling Xanth series.
“Think Terry Pratchett and Anne McCaffrey had a literary lovechild.” -Chris Dean, author of a very flattering Amazon review.
“The most perfect book ever written.” – Jill Ward, the author’s mom.
The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war.
On one side: Noble knights, fighting for freedom. On the other: Not-so-noble terrorists, fighting for the right to rule.
Caught in the middle: One very confused, very LOST teenage boy. His name is Frotwoot. He’s a faerie. And THIS… is his tale. (Hence the, uh… hence the title.)









