How Not to Die: Dark Humor Book, Funny Deadly Fails, Dark Comedy Deaths for Teens and Adults

Dark Humor Tales of Ridiculous Deaths, Darwin Award Disasters & Absurd Everyday FailsSome people go out as legends.These people… not so much.Packed with bizarre true-ish tales, How Not to Die is your darkly funny guide to the world’s most absurd accidental exits. From competitive cheese-rolling disasters to hoverboard flamethrower combos, each short story delivers a perfect mix of dark comedy, ridiculous death scenarios, and Darwin Award–worthy decisions gone wrong.Inside you’ll discover:Vacation selfies that went fatally sidewaysOffice mishaps you won’t believe actually happenedHobby accidents that prove “safety first” isn’t just a suggestionOverconfident stunts that end with, “Hey, watch this!”Whether it’s a BBQ gone nuclear, a trampoline cannonball catastrophe, or a duel to the death with a goose, these cautionary tales will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe double-check your own life choices.Perfect for fans of the Darwin Awards, dark humor anthologies, and absurd short story collections, How Not to Die will keep you entertained — and possibly a little paranoid — from first page to last.If you like your comedy dark, your deaths ridiculous, and your life lessons unforgettable, this is the book for you.Read now… before you make the list.