It’s a Dog’s Life: the Translated Works of an Existential Dog

I always suspected my dog was smarter than me. I had no idea he thought the same. Then he wrote this book to prove it.For years, I believed my dog Barkolomew’s barks were just… barks. That all changed when I acquired a peculiar device. A device that translates dog’s barks into poetry. the Pooch Ontological & Emotional Translator (P.O.E.T.).Suddenly, I could understand everything. His barks weren’t just noise; they were verse. I realised he wasn’t just barking at the postman; he was reciting protest poems about the violation of his borders.I discovered that I was not a pet owner; I was a curator for a reluctant philosopher with a deep, intelligent soul who is, at the same time, completely baffled by the vacuum cleaner. A furry, four-legged bard of the absurd who then became known under his literary name Barkolomew Twain (or just Bark Twain to his friends).”It’s A Dog’s Life” is the first collection of his translated works—a hilarious and surprisingly profound chronicle of his epic quest to discover what it truly means to be a “Good Boy.”This collection is a must-read for fans of intelligent comedy, animal lovers, and anyone who has ever looked at a pet and wondered what they’re really thinking.You will laugh, you might cry, and you will never see a squirrel the same way again.