Løst Folkløre: Hansel & Grethel – Only Thorns Remain

An Allegorical Tale – With many Interpretations.The darkest retelling of H & G, as far as AI is aware.⚠️ THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE STORY⚠️ This book can be !!! REALLY DISTURBING !!!!⚠️SO BE WARNED! ⚠️If you’re a fragile glass reader or easily offended, go away and keep your mental stability!It was built as a piece of art, not just a narrative. It’s a reflective allegory for intellectual brains. Nothing here is mundane, tho it functions on the surface as a perfectly coherent plot.There is a huge chance that this might be the best Hansel and Gretel retelling to date. Not because of writing but because of depth and nuance !About 70% loyal to the original’s bones.The tale is built on a brand-new writing structure.Every character, every scene, is again – allegorical and very personal…The songs included are original, not AI, and each is connected to the author’s experiences.Tho said can be interpreted in a variety of ways, there is a canon outcome where a bunch of characters aren’t real.Once you puzzle out what is really going on, the entire theme of the story changes quite drastically.The superficial layer alone will be rated quite high by anyone with half a brain cell, but once you realize what lies within…your mind will melt ! Turning the whole text that you’ve just read into an entirely new and refined experience.Those who rate this low…Either were unable to see past mere words, could not get used to the writing or the philosophical new structure that it uses, did not listen to the warnings (getting shattered by gore), and of course…Don’t approve of our…I mean my contrary views…Reader will either flourish in the bliss of ignorance or be among the few to witness the ⚠️”arching”👀⚠️, now able to see beyond the obvious…Length? Less than 20,000 words. For reference, that’s shorter than Alice in Wonderland.The story is not just gloomy; there is whimsy and dark humor.Feel free to rate it low, tho you will sound profoundly devoid of sense once people crack the code of this tale. Even the gore serves an obvious purpose with intense depth behind it. Be our guest, cringe yourself.For any fancy, pompous critics that may find this. Depending on what you rate, and how you rate this book, it could destroy your aura as a person able to comprehend layered storytelling and nuances. Let this be a warning, before you stumble and regret your own words! So, go, dare to rate, if you think your intellect is on par to really grasp this !Here goes some advice. Complain about the strange prose, that is your only safe bet !I’ve designed this web trap specially to manipulate your kind of egocentric minds !A trial to know if you are a biased false critic, or a worthy one.Go ahead, take hate over my bragging and let it drive your mere judgment to stupidity…So definitely don’t rate it, don’t buy it, ignore it so not to feed the arrogance of this disgusting writer !Either way, we know the outcome.AI won’t help you uncover this any easier either…darling. Trust I’ve tried, just to make sure this book could fool both machine and animals…This own blurb it’s you unknowingly already in our strings of art.I know I’m so terribly insecure for saying all this, am I not?… So just get out of here, go lick the boots of those who abide by rules like well-behaved pets.You can use the feature look inside, I don’t have anything to hide, all that I promise, shall be delivered. In the same intensity of prior narcissism.So if you wish so…Step into the forest. Embrace those bloody thorns and let us twist you apart, petal. 🥀 Muahahahaha!Author’s Info – VeganPersonality Type – INFPZodiac – Leo Sun – Pisces Moon – Pisces Ascendant – Mercury Leo – Venus Virgo – Mars Leo – Jupiter Gemini – Saturn Gemini