Scissor Me Timbers

Thoughts, Prayers, & Chainsaw Kisses 💋My Dearest Inamorata, Virgin Mary:I beseech thy heavenly help.For a seductive serpenthas found it fitto infiltrate my lady garden andenchant my conventwith her feminine wiles.My daily thoughts driftto her most holy of places,before they becomemy most fanny-fluttering nightmares.Lead me not into her slippery path,for I fear her ultimate pleasurewould lead to my ultimate punishment.Give me, I prithee,chastened strength, forsooth.May I pluck out my eyethat I cast upon her rotund derrière.May I cut off my armthat aches to caress her ample bosom.Keep her womanly entranceand her blasphemous bootyfrom my hallucinatory escapades.Guide my hand so I might smitethis plaid clad vixen’s descentupon my henhouse.Transmute meinto a voluptuous vesselfor your wrath,Give me the vengeanceI imploreBefore the demoness sees fitto devour us all.Pray for us sinners,Mother Superior 💋Scissor Me Timbers is a work of Splatterpunk Erotic Horror. This sapphic nunsploitation story contains scenes of extreme violence, graphic sex, and rampant sacrilege. Reader discretion is advised. Amen!328 Pages