Sex Crimes

Sex Crimes is a darkly comic, brutally honest, and philosophically charged dive into the life and mind of “Edge,” a police officer whose four years patrolling alleys, parks, restrooms, courtrooms, and human wreckage have permanently warped—and sharpened—his understanding of humanity. Blending memoir, satire, criminal investigation, courtroom drama, and unfiltered social commentary, the book drags readers into the strange, grotesque, hilarious, and disturbing reality of a cop’s world—one where Shakespeare, Scientology, Mormonism, Hakkoryu jujutsu, and Ufology collide with public-restroom perversion, violent predators, broken marriages, bizarre revenge plots, and the absurd rituals of the legal system.Through Edge’s eyes, the mundane becomes philosophical. Every arrest, interrogation, crime scene, sexual misadventure, and courtroom fiasco becomes an opportunity to question logic, morality, hypocrisy, consciousness, and the bizarre cultural machinery that pretends to hold society together. His conversations with prosecutors, defense attorneys, victims, perverts, jurors, and fellow officers veer from gallows humor to existential reflection. Edge dissects the absurdities of law—why juries can’t hear about priors, why ad hominem attacks are forbidden even when they reveal the truth, why belief in a “soul” shapes the entire justice system, and why the world remains hopelessly irrational despite pretending otherwise.Interwoven through the narrative are unforgettable cases: a serial pencil-impaler who leaves a Number 2 embedded in his victims; revenge-fueled domestic disasters worthy of Hammurabi; grotesque public-restroom encounters; Mormon whoremongers; malfunctioning Maytags; and a universe of men whose compulsions, obsessions, and bodily fluids defy sanity. Edge chronicles not just crimes but the psychological toll of witnessing them—how disgust, pity, rage, and laughter coexist; how trauma transforms perception; how a cop begins to see the world through permanent distortion.The book also delves into Edge’s personal battles: loyalty and betrayal among fellow officers, sexual morality, revenge fantasies, religious confusion, courtroom philosophy, and the creeping emotional erosion that comes from constant proximity to depravity. In moments of unexpected tenderness, Edge confronts genuine victims, moments of grace, and his own surprising capacity for empathy—only to plunge back into the sewer of human behavior.Sex Crimes is not a procedural dissection of the Administration of Justice. It is not a mystery. It is not a memoir. It is all three—and none. It is an unrestrained, uncensored, often hilarious, often disturbing meditation on crime, justice, belief, lust, stupidity, tragedy, and the fragile, delusional creatures we call human beings. It asks what it really means to be a cop, what it means to be a man, and what happens when a lifetime of horror, comedy, and philosophical inquiry collide inside one mind.This is not a story about good guys and bad guys. It is a story about primates dressed in uniforms and suits, screwing up, hurting each other, lusting, lying, fighting, testifying, collapsing, surviving—and somehow continuing on. Raw, biting, and deeply intelligent, Sex Crimes is a journey through a world most people will never see, told by someone who will never see the world the same way again.