(Christmas Horror Comedy) It’s Christmas time in Banner Elk, North Carolina. A magical time of year in a hallmark-y kinda way. Dan Helsing is a middle school math teacher there with a cat named Sméagol, no love life and a family curse that is a real pain in the neck.. When a hellish portal opens under the local orphanage, Helsing must pull on his big-boy monster-slayer britches for the first and probably the last time.. Rogue slayers, Hell hounds and an old school crush back in town—this is the worst Christmas ever.
Slay Bells Ring: the Rise of the Banner Elk Slayers
In this Christmas horror comedy, join Dan Helsing, a middle school math teacher with a family curse and a cat named Sméagol, as he battles hellish creatures to save his town from a portal under the local orphanage. With rogue slayers, hell hounds, and an old school crush back in town, this is one holiday season he won’t forget.
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