Some quests are about glory. Mine is about surviving my own chaotic party…My adventuring party consists of a half-orc who sets things on fire by accident, a half-elf who communicates exclusively in sarcasm, and a centaur princess who’s worried about getting a sunburn. And me? I’m the retired halfling rogue who’s supposed to be in charge of this mess.We’re on a deeply serious quest to rescue my best friend from a terrifying necromancer, but every day feels like a new exercise in chaos management. Between surprise side quests from my manipulative ex-mentor and near-constant bickering, it’s a miracle we’ve made it this far.We’re under-trained, emotionally compromised, and more likely to collapse a castle than conquer one. But somewhere between the bad decisions and the tanuki cookies, this band of misfits is starting to feel a little like… family. And for them, I might just be willing to face down a necromancer after all.Read this if you love:🌲 Cozy Adventure Fantasy🎮 TTRPG and D&D Vibes🧭 One More Side Quest (Always)💰 Heists and Capers Gone Wrong🧅 Grumpy Halfling Rogue📚 Reluctant Mentor🎭 A Band of Misfits🌟 Found Family💌 Pining From AfarThat’s the Way the Castle Crumbles is a fast-paced, D&D-inspired fantasy filled with found family, reluctant heroes, and laugh-out-loud mayhem. If you love low-level magic, chaotic quests, and underdog adventurers who can’t quite follow the plan, roll for initiative and join the fun.
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Join a chaotic band of misfit adventurers—a half-orc, a sarcastic half-elf, and a nervous centaur princess—as they hilariously navigate their quest to rescue a friend from a necromancer.
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