The Busy Mom’s Slightly Unhinged Beginner Gardening Guide: How to Grow Food While Tired, Overstimulated, and Questioning Your Life Choices

By (author)Shelly Thorstad

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Practical, no-fuss guide for busy, forgetful moms to grow real food—easy tips, forgiving methods, and low-maintenance confidence for beginners who want healthy homegrown produce without perfectionism.

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Welcome!!

So… You want to grow food? Let me guess… you’ve reached the stage of motherhood where buying $4 lettuce feels like a personal attack? or you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole a little too far and now you read every article and ingredient on the label because…. government suspish…. or both?

Well this guide is for:

– Moms who are busy
– Moms who forget things
– Moms who have killed every plant they touched before *even if it was on purpose*
– Moms who absolutely do NOT want another personality trait that requires perfection.
– Moms who have zero trust in our food industry these days

So if you are ready to garden in yesterdays leggings and slippers with your titties hanging out and a coffee in your hand then you’re in the right place. Congratulations!

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