The Candy War and 9 Other Stories: Guaranteed to Grab Your Kids’ Attention Goodie

The Candy War (5 min) – A sugary conflict where Chocolate Soft Centres conquer Sweet CountryJames the Chop (7 min) – A singing pork chop with big dreams and an even bigger heartThe Farting Gondola (7 min) – A romantic tale featuring the most embarrassing gondola in all of VeniceThe Boogernose (8 min) – A nasty habit leads to one boy’s fiery encounter with a dragon boogerGarbage Surfer (8 min) – Your perfect match can sometimes be found in the most unexpected (and smelly) packageThe Ghost Girl (8 min) – A boy’s courage helps a spirit find her way back to lifeThe Night The Sky Fell Down (6 min) – When the sky breaks, one boy must save the sunriseThe Spot (8 min) – What starts as a tiny ice cream drip becomes a town-sized catastropheElizabeth the Roller Blind (9 min) – A Victorian doll’s old window blind finds a brand new purpose in the modern worldMax and the Flying Thread (11 min) – A poor boy’s imagination leads to the most dangerous adventure everThis quirky collection of 9 original tales transforms everyday moments into unforgettable adventuresPerfect For:- Ages 4-6: Magical read-aloud adventures full of silly sounds and memorable characters- Ages 6-8: Confidence-building stories for emerging readers – Ages 9-12: Clever tales with deeper themes and delightful wordplay- Family reading time: Stories that make both kids and adults laugh out loudWhat Makes This Collection Special:- Makes your kid unplug and relax- Weird Characters – From talking meat to magical gondolas, every character is unforgettable – Gentle Life Lessons – Themes of courage, friendship, persistence, and self-acceptance woven naturally into each tale – Varied Reading Times – Stories range from 5-11 minutes, perfect for different attention spans – Discussion Starters – Each tale sparks conversations about creativity, problem-solving, and imagination – Gross-Out Humor Kids Love – Just enough silliness to keep young readers giggling (parents, you’ve been warned!) Why Parents and teachers Love These Stories:”My 7-year-old asks for ‘the singing chop’ every night.””Great for reluctant readers – the silly factor hooks them immediately.”Reading Features:- Estimated reading times for each story- Age-appropriate content guidance- Complete guide for parents and teachers with discussion questions and reading tips- Independent reader friendly – engaging but not overwhelming- Bedtime perfect – all stories end on peaceful, satisfying notesThe Magic of the weirdIn a world of predictable stories, these tales celebrate the beautifully bizarre. They help children:- Embrace creative thinking and original ideas- Find joy in the unexpected – Learn that different can be wonderful- Develop comfort with imaginative storytellingEach story transforms something ordinary— candy, a piece of meat, a boat ride, even a booger—into an extraordinary adventure that will stick in young minds long after the book is closed.Perfect Gift For:- Desperate parents trying to make their kid lie flat on the sheet- Beginning independent readers- Children who love silly, original stories – Bedtime story collections- Reluctant readers who need engaging content- Kids who appreciate the weird and wonderful- Families seeking screen-free entertainmentWhat if the sky fell down and only YOU could repair it? What if your pork chop could sing? What if a pile of garbage turned into Prince Charming? Get ready for giggles, gasps, and “read it again!”Recommended for ages 4-12. Individual stories vary in length and complexity, making this collection grow with your child.