š WARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire WorldSchool = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?WRONG.Because Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.He doesn’t even know why he has to go.(Heās a childrenās book character, not a student. Hello??)š There’s a school bus.š Thereās pizza and sloppy joes (yikes).š Thereās⦠a cow.š And yesāJerry Pumpkins goes to this school now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry.And of course, Jerry is telling everyone why school is the BEST.Nameless just wants OUT.Out of the school.Out of this book.Out of Joey Ackerās brain.But no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORSTā¦A weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.What we do know:Kids CANāT STOP LAUGHING.š Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards:š£ļø āMy kid laughed the whole way throughāand then read it again.āš£ļø āThis book made school feel fun… even for my anti-school kid.āš£ļø āThis book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.āYOUāLL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVEāļø Funny school books with totally unhelpful narratorsāļø Characters who do NOT want to be hereāļø Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaosāļø Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loudāļø Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitudešÆ Perfect for:⢠Boys and girls ages 3-7⢠Preschool through 3rd grade⢠Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays⢠Beginner and reluctant readers⢠Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energyThe Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books seriesāa disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didnāt sign up for.So go ahead⦠click āAdd to Cart.ā(Unless youāre afraid of school buses, pizza, or pop quizzes. No pressure.)
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š WARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire WorldSchool = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?WRONG.Because Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.He doesn…
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