The Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World: a Seriously Silly Story for Kids World

By (author)Joey Acker

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Funny picture book for ages 3–7: grumpy Nameless the Rock seeks a calm beach vacation but faces loud guides, bugs, a nosy seagull, and chaotic, laugh-out-loud mishaps.

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WARNING: This is the Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World.

Vacations are supposed to be relaxing, sunny, peaceful, and fun, right?
Wrong.

Nameless the Rock actually likes vacations.
He likes quiet.
He likes being left alone.
And he definitely does not like being stuck inside another terrible book when he should be on one.

There is a “Happy Happy Vacation Guide” who will not stop yelling.
There is a freezing beach that makes no sense.
There are bugs. Too many bugs.
And a seagull that seems a little too interested.

Every time Nameless tries to enjoy one quiet moment, another “activity” shows up.
Louder. Worse. Completely unnecessary.

All he wants is a calm vacation.
Maybe one peaceful second.
But this is a Joey Acker book, so that is obviously not going to happen.

Still, because these books never behave, a small, unexpected quiet moment sneaks in anyway. Ugh.

Kids cannot stop laughing:
“My kid kept telling him to just leave the book.”
“The seagull part had us dying.”
“We are never going on this vacation.”

YOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:
Funny vacation stories that go completely wrong
Grumpy characters who just want a break
Loud guides, bad plans, and worse activities
Humor that makes kids and adults laugh
Picture books that refuse to be relaxing

Perfect for:
• Ages 3–7
• Preschool through 3rd grade
• End-of-school classroom read-alouds
• Summer reading and vacations
• Fans of The Worst Book and The Scariest Book
• Anyone who has ever needed a vacation from their vacation

The Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works series, a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting pulled into books he definitely did not sign up for.

So go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”
(Unless you are the Happy Happy Vacation Guide. Then maybe do not.)

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