Where the Heck Do We Go Now?: a Fun, No- Bs Guide to Retirement Relocation, Downsizing, and Finally Doing Life Your Way

Where The Heck Do We Go Now? A Fun, No-BS Guide To Retirement Relocation, Downsizing, And Finally Doing Life Your Way Retirement isn’t the end of the story—it’s the plot twist.You’ve worked hard, packed away the business cards, and survived your last office birthday cake. Now comes the big question: What The Heck Do You Do Next? Whether you’re dreaming of a beach cottage, considering a cozy downsized nest, or just trying to figure out how many coffee mugs one person really needs, this book is your laugh-out-loud, practical roadmap to the next chapter.Forget the dry financial jargon and cookie-cutter advice. With equal parts humor, honesty, and hard truths, Where the Heck Do We Go Now? tackles the questions nobody at your retirement party bothered to answer:● Who are you when the job title disappears?● How do you make friends without feeling like the new kid in homeroom?● What does a “good day” look like when every day is Saturday?● And most importantly—where should you actually live?Packed with real stories, practical checklists, and lighthearted guidance, this book will help you:● Redefine your identity beyond the business card● Create a lifestyle that blends purpose with pleasure● Test-drive new locations before you commit● Downsize without losing your mind (or your marriage)● Turn any space into a true “home” for your next chapterRetirement isn’t about riding into the sunset. It’s about choosing which sunrise you want to wake up to. And finding that perfect sunrise will be more fun than you think.If you’re ready to laugh, plan, and reimagine your life after the 9-to-5, grab this book, pour your favorite drink, and let’s figure it out together.