I Am a Cat Person: a Practical, Funny Guide for People Who Put Cats First

I Am a Cat Person: The Honest (and Hilarious) Survival Guide to Living With Your Feline OverlordSo, you’ve admitted it—you’re officially a cat person. Congratulations! You’ve signed up for a lifetime of fur-covered clothes, 3 a.m. stampedes, and mysterious judgmental stares from across the room. But don’t worry—this book has your back (and your lap, because that’s where your cat is sitting right now).Inside, you’ll learn:Why cats secretly run the household (and how to pretend you’re in charge).The ancient art of the clean litter box (yes, it matters more than your Wi-Fi).How to read cat body language without a feline-to-human translation app.What your cat’s 47 different meows actually mean (spoiler: most of them mean “feed me”).How to survive scratching, spraying, night zoomies, and other “adorable” chaos.The tricks, toys, and training hacks that keep both you and your whiskered roommate sane.Part comedy, part practical guide, I Am a Cat Person is for anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll only have one cat” and then found themselves Googling “do I need a third litter box?” It’s the perfect mix of useful tips, laugh-out-loud stories, and feline truths that every cat lover will recognize instantly.Whether you’re a first-time kitten wrangler, a seasoned multi-cat diplomat, or someone just trying to reclaim your side of the bed, this book proves one thing: cats may be complicated, but loving them is the easiest decision you’ll ever make.