Slay Bells Ring: the Rise of the Banner Elk Slayers

By (author)S. David Acuff

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Dan Helsing, a math teacher with a family curse, faces a hellish threat in Banner Elk. Join him for a hilariously chaotic Christmas filled with monsters and old flames!

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(Christmas Horror Comedy) It’s Christmas time in Banner Elk, North Carolina. A magical time of year in a hallmark-y kinda way. Dan Helsing is a middle school math teacher there with a cat named Sméagol, no love life and a family curse that is a real pain in the neck.When a hellish portal opens under the local orphanage, Helsing must pull on his big-boy monster-slayer britches for the first and probably the last time.Rogue slayers, Hell hounds and an old school crush back in town—this is the worst Christmas ever.

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