Pawlitics: Claws, Fails, and Nine Lives of Power

In a world where politicians scratch, hiss, and chase their own tails, this book unleashes the ultimate satirical furball! Picture Bernie Sandpurrs as a rumpled Maine Coon filibustering for equal kibbles (while senators doze off mid-rant), Donald Trump as an orange tabby erecting half-baked walls around the litter box (paid for by… who knows?), or Kamala Harris cackling through epic word-salad debates that leave everyone chasing invisible laser pointers. From AOC’s bounding Bengal energy knocking over policy vases to Mitch McConnell’s stoic Sphynx stare freezing bills in their tracks, this hilarious parody transforms America’s top power players into a chaotic feline government overflowing with hairballs, botched pounces, and nine lives of scandalous shenanigans.Co-authored by the cheeky duo Sam Adams & Sneppy, this claw-sharpening roast skewers both sides of the aisle with purr-fectly timed puns, spot-on breed matches, and “failures” that morph real political flops into cat-astrophic comedy gold, like failed filibusters where cats just wander off for naps, or nationalized catnip bills that leave everyone too mellow to vote. Whether you’re a die-hard political junkie scratching for satire, a cat aficionado rolling in the litter of laughs, or just desperate for giggles after the latest political circus, this gem delivers the meow-ment of truth: Politics is one giant catfight, and we’re all just spectators with front-row seats to the chaos.