Stocking Stuffers for Kids : the Farting Elphabet: a Hilarious Christmas Abc Book Full of Silly Elf Toots and Giggles!

Get ready to laugh your way from A to Z this Christmas!Welcome to The Farting Elphabet — the funniest ABC adventure straight from Santa’s workshop!Each page bursts with giggles, rhymes, and cheeky elf toots that turn learning into a laugh-out-loud experience. From Arctic Booty Blasts to Zany Zoomers, kids will explore every letter through silly sounds and hilarious holiday fun.This book makes the perfect stocking stuffer for kids who love to giggle, rhyme, and read along. Parents will love it too — because behind all the laughs, there’s a lighthearted lesson about learning, self-confidence, and the joy of being yourself (even when you toot!).What’s inside:26 funny and festive alphabet poems — one for every letter!Bright, colorful illustrations that make story time come alive.A gentle, kid-friendly message about bodies, laughter, and learning.Perfect for ages 3–8, boys and girls alike.Whether it’s Christmas morning or any giggly afternoon, The Farting Elphabet will have the whole family laughing out loud — one joyful toot at a time!The perfect mix of learning and laughter — and a must-have stocking stuffer for kids!