• Young Adult

    My High School Fake Boyfriend: A Sweet YA and Teen Romance (Boyfriend Series (River Valley High))

    When you take a fake boyfriend for all the wrong reasons… Someone’s going to get hurt MADDIE Dumped by text, humiliated in the lunch room and flaunting his new girlfriend, I can’t wait to give Josh payback. Dating the new boy who beat him in cross country Seems like the perfect way to get revenge… PEYTON Starting a new school is never easy Not when people stare at the birthmark that covers your face. Getting invited to Homecoming Dance makes me think that maybe I judged the kids at River Valley High wrong. Maddie makes me believe in fairy tales, That a kiss will make me a prince, Just like Beauty and the Beast. But I should have known better Because you can’t get a happy ending When you find out that nothing is real… Read more
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  • Young Adult

    Assassination Day

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    Young Adult

    Assassination Day

    A DPS technician offers to defect if the Wilizy will rescue his daughter from The Citadel – some super smart military people who are friends with Zzyk. Izzy thinks that their new recruit is an assassin, but Yollie insists that he’s a decent man. Can assassins be decent men? It will take a hair-raising experience to find out.
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  • Young Adult

    The Tale of the Scorpion’s Tail

    The Wilizy have to neutralize NORAD’s nuclear missiles while defeating their air force without causing any casualties. A special weapon (guided bird poop) will be needed. Meanwhile, Heaven’s guardian angels are under attack from within. The key to success? Rescuing a gerbil imprisoned in an escape-proof cage. Molly Moonblossom and Nympho Maniac play key roles. One of these characters is Winnie.
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  • Young Adult

    Brunhilda

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    Young Adult

    Brunhilda

    Billy Bump resurfaces and plans Maddy’s death. Winnie accepts a secret mission but runs afoul of Yolanda, who is sure that she has a boyfriend. Yolanda’s vision that Winnie will be attacked comes true. Demonic infiltrators into Heaven escape detection when the steamroller named Brunhilda levels capital charges against Arthur. This time, he won’t be going back to guardian angel school.
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  • Young Adult

    Lock Up Your Corn Starch!

    While Paula, Winnie and Arthur are on a perilous mission for Heaven, the Wilizy family is trying to rescue Charlie and Sheila from prison. Wilizy forces battle demented escaped convicts intent on slaughtering innocent victims to help a brown supremacist politician win an election. If you’re intent on going to Hell when you die, be sure to read this book for a preview of what’s waiting for you.
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  • Young Adult

    Who Painted Lord Percy?

    Book #24 asks the question: Who Painted Lord Percy? The suspects include: a dead man who hunts perverts, a condom buying female angel, the devil named Gold Pinkies, a cherry pie barfing angel, a mortal resigned to joining The Borg’s beehive, a skinny-dipping ghost, a devil named Adolf Hitler, an angel who can’t pucker up to kiss, or the angels who protected Christopher Columbus.
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  • Young Adult

    Bring Your Pjs

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    Young Adult

    Bring Your Pjs

    Readers will witness a treacherously-honest and bigoted politician take over a government and attack a defenseless opponent without warning. [Spoiler alert: This is the dastardly villain.] You’ll also see heroes perform the national chicken revolution dance, defeat cheaters in a spaceship war, survive being cursed, and sneak off for a little romance without being caught by an all-knowing deity.
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