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Malice in Wonderland Bundle 1: the First Trilogy & Prequel
Discover the twisted truth behind Lewis Carroll’s classic tale in this darkly humorous series. Alice is trapped in Wonderland and seeks revenge on its sadistic inhabitants, using her newfound ruthlessness to reclaim her stolen heart. Get ready for a demented journey through a nightmarish Wonderland in Alice’s quest for justice.$0.00$3.99 -
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Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
You’ve been misled. Lewis Carroll didn’t reveal the whole story… Alice never left Wonderland. She’s trapped. She’s angry. And she wants revenge. If you’re a fan of twisted fairy tales, you’ll love this dementedly funny series, brought to you by the author of Dorothy vs. Alice. The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn’t all “just a dream.” It’s a nightmare. A nightmare she can’t escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears. But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically somebody steals it. And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless. Alice is fed up with all the losers of Wonderland, from the sadistic Queen of Hearts to the goofy Mad Hatter to the bloodthirsty Cheshire Cat. And she’s tired of being so sweet and innocent, with all her dimples. She used to be a preteen, but today is her 13th birthday, and she’ll be singing “unhappy birthday” loudly as she delivers violent justice! Yeah, she used to be so sweet you could die. Well, now they all shall die…literally. It may be 1865, but Alice is about to go medieval. She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one… Read more$0.00$3.99 -
Dorothy Vs. Alice: Crucify the Scarecrow
The dark and twisted, yet wickedly funny account of what really went on. Because the truth is…Dorothy (of Oz) and Alice (of Wonderland) used to be lovers. Alice had thought their dysfunctional relationship was over, but sometimes the past has a way of coming back to haunt you. In this case, that way is a tornado Dorothy summons to snatch Alice from the Outside World and bring her back to Munchkinland. Alice has absolutely no intention of getting back together. You see, Dorothy has changed…into a pervert, a sadistic chief of the munchkin tribes, and an all around unreasonable beast! She has the audacity to ask Alice to rule by her side, keeps talking about magical sexual powers that Alice possesses… Alice wants no part of it, demands to be sent back home, and that’s when the completely unreasonable Dorothy throws Alice into some sort of twisted game that’s designed to end in a duel to the death with the Scarecrow! You wouldn’t think that would be the way Dorothy would want to woo Alice, but it is. Dorothy feels that as she and Alice go through the challenges of the game together, they’ll somehow end up bonding. Alice doesn’t want to be hurt by Dorothy again and really wants nothing more to do with her. But despite all her protestations, psycho Dorothy manipulates the situation so Alice has no choice but to go along with the game. Alice wonders what she ever saw in her. She hopes she won’t end up having to kill her former crush. Read more$0.00$5.99