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Me Tawk Funny: Shaggy Dog Story for Kids Aged 6 to 11
How did Hector’s dog start talking? Hector Dumble thinks he’s dumb. When his dog Buster starts talking to him, Hector begins to think he’s crazy too. Things become even stranger when Hector learns that his teacher Mr Weazel has a secret identity. How will Hector handle having a dog that can talk and a teacher who wants to take over the world? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13. EXCERPT As they were taking a short cut across the park, Buster suddenly stopped walking.“Come on, Buster,” said Hector. “Mom’s waiting for us.”But Buster just stood there and started making some funny noises. It wasn’t really a growl and it wasn’t really a bark. It was like a cross between the two. A ‘grark’. Then he coughed a bit and gave another grark.Hector looked at him curiously. “Buster, are you OK?”Buster looked at Hector, grarked again, and then he said, “Kay kay.”“Did you just say ‘kay kay’?” Hector asked.“Nuh nuh,” said Buster. “Missa me kay kay.”“Huh?” Hector thought that the noises Buster was making were pretty weird.“Missay me ko kay,” said Buster.“Buster, are you trying to talk?” Hector said.Buster cleared his throat again and said, “Me say me OK.”So, thought Hector, all this studying and homework has finally made me go crazy. Now I think my dog can talk. “OK, Buster, let’s go home. Mom will be worrying.”“Hokay Hector,” said Buster. Then he gave another grark, as if he were trying to clear his throat. “Me tawk funny.”“You sure do,” said Hector. “Come on.” Free A perfect-length bedtime story – grab a copy today! tags: bedtime story, talking dog, talking animal, short stories for kids, short stories for children, bedtime stories for kids, funny bedtime story, kids ebook, children’s ebook, kindle kids book, dog chapter books, animal chapter books Read more$0.00$2.99 -
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Superbunny and the Peas of Doom: a ‘read-aloud’ Bedtime Story for Parents to Read To/with Kids Aged 5 to 10
FREE bunny funny bedtime story You were out in the woods one day minding your own business and looking for peas when suddenly you fell down a rabbit hole. It was dark down there, but someone placed a carrot in your hand and said, “Eat it.” You took a bite and said, “Ow!” “Eat the carrot, not your hand,” said the voice. You ate the carrot, the lights came on, and that’s when all the trouble started… *********************************************************** A “read aloud” bedtime story for parents to read to/with kids aged 5 to 11. The star of the story is “you” (i.e. your child) and the story contains lots of humour to appeal to both children and adults alike. Scroll up and grab a copy – it’s FREE! Read more$0.00$0.99 -
Pssst!
Pssst! Do you remember when you were a bank robber rat?What’s that? You’ve forgotten all about it? OK, let me tell you what happened … A 2nd-person, read-aloud bedtime story for kids aged 4 to infinity. (Originally titled “When You Were a Rat”, from the collection, “When You Were a Worm”.) Read more$0.00$1.99 -
A Month of Bedtime Stories: the First Five Stories (and off you went to the woods)
The first five stories of the highly praised collection, “A Month of Bedtime Stories”. Children will love being the main character and hearing about the adventures they had earlier in the day. (“You don’t remember? It must have been that bonk on the head that made you forget!”) Parents too will enjoy the humor and imagination of this book of immersive, read-aloud bedtime tales. Read more$0.00$1.99 -
Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe: the First Four Stories
Bedtime stories from London Book Festival Honoree Neil Roy McFarlane The first four stories of the bumper collection Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe * Can the two strangers save the captured grasshopper children from the monster in the woods?* Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?* Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?* Can the bees use their submarine to rescue the Queen from the underwater frog castle? (Yes, yes, yes and yes are the answers to those questions.) Read more$0.00$2.99 -
The Submarine Full of Bees: a Bedtime Story for Kids Aged 5 to 10
A Bedtime Story With Added Buzz This story is a little bit different from other stories. Usually stories are about other people but this story is about you. And usually stories are made up but this story is all true. It’s about the amazing underwater adventure you had today with those bees.I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking: I didn’t have an adventure with any bees today!Oh yes you did! But you can’t remember because that magic flower made you forget.Let me explain … **************************** In this humorous and wildly imaginative read-aloud bedtime tale, the listener hears about a submarine expedition he/she embarked upon earlier that day to explore the uncharted depths of a muddy puddle. It’s one of the thirty-one stories that make up the critically acclaimed collection A Month of Bedtime Stories, oh yes it is! Reviews of A Month of Bedtime Stories: A wonderful book well worth adding to any collection – Book Reviews and Giveaways I loved each one and never once was ready to put the book down – Chodi Kid Books Looney, wacky, imaginative and borderline crazy tales that McFarlane pens with absolute abandon – Grady Harp, Hall of Fame Top 100 Reviewer / Vine Voice Grab a copy today$0.00$0.99
