In this quirky pre-Arthurian romp through an imaginary kingdom, writer’s block leads Lila to a hot dude who claims to be just what she ordered to help her out. However, when Lila is given a kingdom and her imagination starts to take over her life, she must navigate sticky situations with a stableboy, a potential deity, and a warrior king vying for her affections. With plenty of chuckles along the way, this fairy-tale for adults (also suitable for young adult readers) offers alternative endings for optimists and pessimists alike, showcasing how different decisions can lead to completely different outcomes.