Half-eaten History: Some Lost Pages From the Zombie Apocalypse

Half-Eaten History: Some Lost Pages from the Zombie Apocalypse is not a typical survival guide. Forget tactical manuals and macho heroics—this is the found journal of a sarcastic nobody who somehow lasted longer than he should have. Written on scraps of paper, candy wrappers, even toilet rolls, these fragmented notes mix gallows humor, bitter wisdom, and fart jokes with glimpses of real tragedy.Our narrator—let’s call him L. O. Loud—insists on cataloguing the zombie apocalypse with the dry wit of a historian and the clumsy honesty of someone completely unqualified for the job. Along the way, he offers rules (some useful, most ridiculous), takes potshots at pop culture’s fake survival stories, and confesses more than he probably intended.He survives cults, raiders, and zombie babies, only to meet his inevitable end mid-sentence—his last pages crumbling into delirium. The manuscript, painstakingly compiled from its scattered fragments, is both absurd comedy and bleak testimony.The zombies are gone now. Life, as always, went on. But in these pages, you’ll find something stranger than horror and more honest than history: a voice that kept laughing in the dark.Perfect for fans of dark comedy, “found footage” narratives, and anyone who suspects they’d be terrible at the end of the world.“Drop-dead funny—a must-read!”— The Biter’s Digest, Vol. 13, No. 4 (August 2025)