Ho! Ho! Ho!: a Christmas Short

It was the chlamydia that did it.Myla Gordon followed all of the rules of being a “virtuous woman.” She married her college sweetheart after saving herself for marriage for christsake! All that got her, however, was five years of side chicks, putdowns, and a man who never made her cum. After the STI debacle, Myla is forced to take a long, hard look at her marriage and she hates what she sees. She visits a lawyer to get the divorce proceedings started on her way to the pharmacy to pick up antibiotics, determined to rid herself of both the infections in her life.A few months later, as Christmas looms, Myla’s divorce is complete and she has a clean bill of health but she can’t help but think of all the experiences she missed out on trying to be a good woman to a bad man.Forget chestnuts roasting on an open fire, eggnog, and mistletoes… this Christmas, Myla Gordon is gonna Ho! Ho! Ho!