If you share your home with a cat, dog, or tiny furry dictator, you already know the truth:
You were never fully in charge.
My Pet Wrote A Book, I Was Not Consulted is a hilarious illustrated collection of 60 brutally honest “rules” written from the perspective of the pets secretly running your house. From stolen food and midnight chaos to emotional manipulation, bathroom supervision, and fur covered laundry, every page captures the ridiculous daily negotiations pet owners know all too well.
Featuring charming full color illustrations and sharp, relatable humor, this gift book is perfect for:
Cat loversDog loversPet parentsAnimal obsessed friendsAnyone currently being judged by a petInside you’ll discover:
Cats with absolutely no respect for boundariesDogs making terrible decisions with complete confidencePassive aggressive emotional warfareTiny acts of domestic terrorismThe real rules of pet ownershipCute? Yes.
Helpful? Absolutely not.
Perfect for coffee tables, gifts, birthdays, holidays, or reading while your pet stares at you from across the room like a disappointed landlord.
