Sausage Fingers, Silent Strings, and Music Anyway: How I Learned Guitar Without Being Musical

The most honest guitar book you’ll ever read.No “14-day promises.” No motivational speeches. No sugarcoating.Just the truth about the first 4 weeks as a complete beginner.WHAT TO REALLY EXPECT:- The C chord is brutal (and that’s normal)- Your fingers will hurt (and it passes)- Videos lie about time estimates (always)- “Unmusical” just means “too much at once”WHAT YOU’LL GET:- Honest time estimates (4-6 months is realistic)- All frustrations documented – and what helped- Technical solutions for setup problems- The 1-6 system instead of cryptic tabs- Mental tricks against “I can’t do this” momentsFOR YOU IF YOU THINK:- “I’m unmusical”- “My fingers are too short/fat/unsuitable”- “All videos look so easy, but it doesn’t work for me”- “I just want to play a few songs at the campfire”This is not a textbook. It’s a travel report from the bottom to… well, not quite the top yet, but definitely further than where I started.Book 1 covers the first 4 weeks. The journey continues.— Maik, somewhere between C chord and campfire