So, You’re Going to Try Marijuana: an Introductory Book for Buying and Using Recreational and Medical Cannabis Being

So, You’re Going to Try MarijuanaAn Introductory Complete Book to Buying and Using Recreational and Medical Cannabis (Without Being Embarrassed!)So, you’ve decided to give cannabis a shot—maybe for fun, maybe for pain relief, or maybe just because your doctor, cool nephew, or the internet told you it might help with your stress, insomnia, or mid-life crisis. But one look at today’s cannabis options—dispensary menus with more choices than a craft beer bar, edibles that take forever to kick in (until they suddenly really kick in), and enough strains to make your head spin (literally)—and you realize… you have no idea where to start. Good news: this Book has your back.This Book gives you practical, up-to-date, and hilariously honest advice on how to buy at a dispensary, how to obtain a medical card, how to use the product, and what is legal—without looking clueless or wasting your hard-earned cash.Here’s What You’ll Learn (Without Falling Asleep in the Process):✅ Cannabis 101: What all those acronyms (THC, CBD, CBN, CBG, Delta-9, etc.) actually mean—and why they matter.✅ How to Avoid Rookie Mistakes: Learn from others’ hilarious (and tragic) edible misadventures so you don’t end up texting your ex at 2 AM.✅ Buying Smart (and Legal): How to find high-quality cannabis without resorting to some guy in a Walmart parking lot.✅ Medical vs. Recreational Use: What cannabis can actually do for you—and what’s just overhyped marketing.✅ How to Consume It: Smoking, vaping, edibles, tinctures, topicals—what works best for you.✅ Why That CBD Didn’t Work: Why some products deliver instant Zen and others do absolutely nothing.✅ Cannabis Culture & Etiquette: So you don’t look like a total amateur at a dispensary.✅ Safety & Legal Stuff: Because nobody wants to be that person who learns the hard way.👉 Includes a 50 state chart of what is legal as of February 2025.Unlike those dry, overly technical guides that make weed sound like rocket science, So, You’re Going to Try Marijuana keeps it real. Whether you’re a first-timer, a returning user confused by how much things have changed, or someone who keeps buying the same mediocre stuff from your cousin’s sketchy friend, So, You’re Going to Try Marijuana is your no-nonsense, paragraph style expanded discussion on guide, slightly sarcastic, and incredibly helpful Book to navigating the modern cannabis experience.What This Book Isn’t🚫 A medical textbook—this is not going to replace your doctor.🚫 A giant encyclopedia of every strain of bud ever created or how to grow it—if that’s what you want, talk to the dispensary guy who won’t stop rambling about terpenes.🚫 A guide to breaking the law—sorry, but this won’t teach you how to smuggle edibles on a plane.Why You Need This GuideIf you’ve ever been disappointed by a cannabis product that should have worked but didn’t, if you’re tired of playing a guessing game with what you’re buying, or if you just want to confidently walk into a dispensary without feeling like a total rookie, this book is for you.So, You’re Going to Try Marijuana will make sure your first (or next) experience is exactly what you want—instead of a lesson in what not to do.👉 Perfect for beginners, the cannabis-curious, and anyone who wants to finally understand what they’re smoking, eating, or vaping!2 versions of this information available (GUIDE and BOOK) each with the SAME INFO.This Book with a Woman on the cover is an expanded paragraph style traditional book read.The Guide with a man on the cover is a condensed, concise, bullet style information guide without the long read.