Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival. Buy it before it’s banned everywhere! . In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François’ seamen, and store them in the fo’c’sle with no hope of escape.. “It will bring shame and ignominy upon your family. Unless you give it to someone as a gift, and then it will bring shame and ignominy upon their family.” — Oskar Hasselhoff, author of Grab Them By The Crotch And Throw Them Out The Window
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There’s Seamen on the Poop-deck!: a Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!
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Discover the scandalous and thrilling world of The Seamen Sexology in Book 1, banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival and soon to be banned everywhere! Join Rear Admiral François le Foutre and Captain Cocksmith Standish in a tale of passion, betrayal, and a battle for control that will leave you on the edge of your seat. “Grab Them By The Crotch And Throw Them Out The Window” author Oskar Hasselhoff warns, “It will bring shame and ignominy upon your family – unless you give it to someone as a gift, and then it will bring shame and ignominy upon their family.”
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