Charlie has serious old girlfriend problems. They’re being murdered.
The cops think retired blogger Charlie North is the killer. They want to see him fry.
Charlie needs to catch the killers before the cops, or the killers, catch him.
Charlie hires a stunning–and brilliant–private detective to help him investigate the murders. Good first move. As they dig up clues, Charlie reports their findings on his blog, naming names and naming everything.
The blogs go wildly viral.
The whole Internet is watching as Charlie and his PI track clues, rattle suspects, and dig deep into each murder. (Spoiler: killers and cops don’t like going viral, at all.)
If you’re in the mood for a quirky mystery with clean, sharp humor, laugh-out-loud twists, and a hero who refuses to age quietly, you’ve found your next read.
If you’re a fan of Richard Osman or Janet Evanovich, or anyone who knows murder should come with a side of mischief—welcome to the club.
For sure, this book reads fast. Old guys like things fast.
No cursing. No filler. No wasted pages. Start reading tonight before Charlie writes the next headline.
WHAT READERS SAY
***** “Honesty chapter 12, that was a gut buster for me. I laugh whenever I think about it.
***** “I so enjoy these characters, they are smart, funny, and they take a murder mystery to a new level. I really enjoy the way this writer writes, there is wisdom there.”
***** “It has a great cast of characters that one would love to have as friends.”
***** “Must reading for us old guys. A fast-paced, imaginative, and laugh-out-loud funny mystery. Lovable characters, especially Beach, the stray dog.”
***** “This book had me laughing several times while keeping me in the mystery going on. The old guys really won me over here. Enjoy!”
***** “I loved this book. Funny, irreverent, and surprising twists make for a great read. As an officially old person, I can relate!”
***** “I’m in love with one of the old guys. I’m not telling which.”









