-A pandemic flu outbreak will start the zombie apocalypse.
-Zombies can tell if you’re dead or not. Even if you cover yourself in zombie goop and act like a zombie, they will know.
-You can get infected without getting bit.
-Some of us are immune. Some of us are more immune than others.
-Some of us can control zombies…a little.
-There is a vaccine for the Z-virus, but it has a very high death and zombification rate.
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3) Zombie Outbreak Survival: Real Zombies, Fact vs. Fiction
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5) Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules
6) Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology
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