I guess I’ve been living under a rock, chompin’ down a cheesesteak because I don’t realize vampires live in Philly until a vampire starts to take an interest in me.. Not in a good way. She’s always patronizing me.. And then, she turns me just for fun.. Yeah, nothing and no one comes between a Philadelphian and his cheesesteak. If I can’t eat food anymore, I’m gonna stake her and see how she likes it.
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In this thrilling Kindle book, a Philadelphia native’s life takes an unexpected turn when he becomes a vampire’s prey after unknowingly living in a city full of bloodsuckers. Fueled by a love for cheesesteaks, he’s determined to take down the vampire who turned him against his will in this humorous and action-packed story.
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