The Science of Growing Bananas Science of Everything Book

READ THIS BEFORE YOU DIG ANYTHINGThis book is not about bananas. Not really. It is about expectation management, time distortion, and what happens when humans try to domesticate something that is technically grass but behaves like a confident liar with a growth hormone habit. When people say they’re “growing bananas,” what they usually mean is: • they planted a thing that looks like a tree • it grew faster than anything else in their yard • and now they feel personally invested in whether it produces fruit This is a mistake.