How to Stop Killing Your Plants: a Recovery Guide for Serial Plant Murderers

Product DescriptionIs your plant whispering “help me” every time you walk by?You’re not alone—and you’re not a terrible plant parent. You just need a recovery plan.How to Stop Killing Your Plants: A Recovery Guide for Serial Plant Murderers is your no-shame, laugh-through-it survival manual for anyone who’s accidentally overwatered, underloved, or flat-out panicked their plants into the compost bin.In this lighthearted, judgment-free guide, you’ll learn:✔️ What your plant is really trying to tell you (no PhD required)✔️ The Quick-Triage Flowchart for diagnosing sad leaves, smells, and sassy stems✔️ The truth about watering, lighting, root rot—and when it’s time to say goodbye✔️ How to choose a plant you won’t kill (finally)✔️ PLUS: Seasonal cheat sheets, mini journal prompts, and the actual difference between dramatic and doomedWritten for real-life plant fails, this book combines humor, empathy, and just enough science to keep your greenery—and your sanity—alive.If your plants have trust issues, this is your redemption story.